The greatest mystery of life.  

Posted by Dobby

Do you know?

One of AAN's greatest mystery is what Jiunn Heng does when his free. I have risk my life and sanity to uncover the ugly truth behind this mystery. Yes folks. I have finally got the answer for everyone!

Apparantly my dear readers. What he does at home which has plagued our very sanity would haunt us in our dreams. Every night when the cock touches 12AM, he would switch into his pantyhose hunter costume and lead a condom riot in some foreign land where vaginas are called The hole of Yahooooooooo!

Damn. It was horrible seeing him strapping condom tight around his head and his 4 limbs before venturing into his toilet bowl(after replacing the water in the flush system with lubricants). Horrible. I strapped a mini-cam on his err, condom helmet as I rather not be there in person.

Ah, that's not the worse yet! From the precious video I manage to get with the mini-cam. I manage to get a glimspe of a group of condom helmet personnels at the end of the toiletbowl (amazing engineering btw and excellent holograms). They kidnap the poor and downtrodden and try condoms on them. Hell. They put on a pink condom with viabou (Its just a bouquet of flower but rather than flowers, their replaced with viagra pills).

Nasty business. It seems it would have been wiser if I were to leave his mystery well and unknown. Now I would have to go for therapy session before I go crazy and stab some condoms.

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